It's Great To Be A Guy!

1. Your ass is never a factor for a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real - always!
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
6. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
7. Chocolate is just another snack.
8. You can be President.
9. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
10. Foreplay is optional.
11. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
12. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
13. The world it your urinal.
14. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
15. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's too icky.
16. Wrinkles add character.
17. Wedding dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 'Nuff said.
18. People never glance at your chest when they talk to you.
19. Princess Di's death was just another orbituary.
20. Porn movies are designed with you in mind.