Monday, November 23, 2009

The Five Greatest Warriors


It was a Matthew Reilly (MR) novel. Those of you who have read MR's novels will understand the kind of action it packs. His novels mirror that of an Indiana Jones adventure story, mixed with Michael Bay's action movies, wanton destruction, multiply that by 10 fold.

The Five Greatest Warrior carried on exactly where The Six Sacred Stones ended, with Jack West Jr falling down the abyss at the second vertex. I never expected him to die, because, most of the time in MR novels, the villains always die a gruesome and horrifying death, whereas the hero always makes it to safety. In this case, a military equipment for all MR's fictional marines carry, help to save Jack from falling into oblivion.

MR has managed to cut down on all the descriptive sounds,and explosions in this novel to a bare minimum. I think it had become really annoying to see all those italic texts describing action sounds like you see in comic books, for example, Shhwwang, which can be used for sound close swinging knife edge, so on and so forth.

This novel was a page-turner, there was no way I could put it down, but I had to, I was seriously losing a good night's sleep in order to continue with the plot. It is a mostly descriptive novel, with intrigue, puzzles, betrayal, bravery, chivalry etc. In other words, it read like an action movie. You didn't really have to think too much, like when reading one of Agatha Christie's murder mysteries.

I would say that this novel did move along nicely. And I have no wish to change anything in the novel. However, I sincerely hope that MR can start writing novels that do not have such predictable scenarios. If you've read his earlier novels, dealing with another of his character, Scarcrow, the hero is always backed into a corner, and always finds a way to escape, even when one or more of his teammates have betrayed him, trapping him in something inescapable. On one hand, it does show innovation to think of a scenario like that where eventually the hero escapes, but on the other hand, it's just recycled ingredients used from a previous novel.

I think being a techno-phile (I love technology), the warblers that MR mentioned inside his novel were something I really enjoyed reading about. It works almost like a personal body shield that confuses and deflects any fast moving metal like bullets, confuses electronics like those present in missiles. However, practicality tells me that it may eventually be developed only if the electromagnetic waves were not so powerful when used as a personal shield, I think all the soldiers who used them would eventually become sterile!

All in all, a fun and entertaining page-turning read. Highly, highly recommended to anyone who doesn't want to read moderate soap like a Jodi Picoult novel, or think to hard on who killed who like an Agatha Christie novel. This will be worth the read, even if you're in-flight or in transit at an airport in some forsaken land. A novel that opens windows into places you've never been, and it's 85% fact mixed with 15% fiction!

5 out of 5 stars

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Round The Corner


Click on the posters to get a larger and nicer view!
Two new movies to look out for.
One of them sooner than you think.
A few more days till New Moon.

Monday, November 16, 2009

The Most Annoying Words


"Anyway, you know, whatever - it is what it is, at the end of the day." This is the most irritating sentence in the English language, according to a poll in the United States last month.

"Whatever" or as it is more commonly said, "Whatevvv-urrhhh" or "what-eva" - proved to be the most grating of the five phrases that were thrown up. While I completely agree that these words and phrases all deserve to be eradicated from everyday speech, I must say, I found the poll a bit wanting.

If I had to give a prize to one for (dis)honour of being the most annoying, it would go to the word "anything". Don't get me wrong, it is a perfectly acceptable word when the person who uses it really means "anything". Like, for instance, when I say "I don't have anything to put on".

The word "anything" is more commonly used as a trap that indecisive people actually frivolously use, to lure you into a false sense of agree-ability, and then they slowly kill you with frustration.

For example, here's a conversation I had with a friend of mine - you know who you are. It alternates between me and my friend, starting with me, sentences in italics are my thoughts:

"What would you like to eat for dinner?" Somewhere classy, a restaurant perhaps.

"Anything."

"..." "Okay...how about Thai food, I haven't had Thai food for ages." Please say yes.

"Uhh... I don't really like Thai." Dang it woman, make up your freaking mind!

"Then how about French food?" A nice red wine with a beef steak, is that too much to ask?

"No way, I hate anything French!" Sacre-bleu!

"Japanese sushi?" You love sushi, that's your favourite food! What was I thinking?

"I had Japanese for lunch, something else perhaps?" Do you have Japanese for all 3 meals a day?

"What then?" God created women to annoy men! No wonder men always die first!

"Anything, up to you." Where the F*&k is my stiletto knife I keep hidden near my ankle? Need... to... stab... someone... to... death!!! UGH...

Then there are words that are particularly annoying when used wrongly and utterly frivolously, here are some of them: "Without much further ado..."; "Really?"; "Literally..."; "Basically..." "Moving forward..."; "Whereby..."

Whenever I complain to friends that they're not using the words correctly, they make it worse by saying, "Relax...Chill, these words a new-age!" New-age my proverbial ass, music can be new-aged, but English is English! Even if their words made sense, it would be completely ungrammatical.

Internet chatroom and text messages have shorten the English language to a variety of lingo and acronyms. Some can be useful when writing text messages to friends, but those that aren't useful are those that nobody seems to know, new creations by friends who try to make their acronyms and lingo new-aged.

I suspect that in time, people won't even bother to type anything at all. They'll just send an empty text message to signify consent and hope that you will be psychic enough to figure out what the blank message means. Then again, if that ever happens, I suppose I have the perfect response already:

WHAT-EVA!