Some people don't watch enough of Crime Scene Investigations or CSI, be it the Las Vegas glitzy original, wild and bloody Miami series or dark New York series. These series, no matter how improbable they do things to solve the crime are just mainly to keep you entertained within that 1 hour time slot that they screen them on.
How do you go about killing someone? How do you go about NOT leaving clues behind so that all the clever CSI can find traces of you? How do you evade their crime-solving tactics? Obviously, the person who chopped up his lover and dumped her didn't watch enough of CSI.
He got caught!
Here are the Top 10 ways to dispose of a body, call it a 101 guide if you wish. However, bear in mind that there are definitely an infinite number of ways to get rid of a friend, frienemy or pure enemy once you've viciously murdered him/her. Also, please bear in mind that these 10 basic ways are for fun, and should purely be imagined, not executed, in other words...
Don't try this at home!
How do you go about killing someone? How do you go about NOT leaving clues behind so that all the clever CSI can find traces of you? How do you evade their crime-solving tactics? Obviously, the person who chopped up his lover and dumped her didn't watch enough of CSI.
He got caught!
Here are the Top 10 ways to dispose of a body, call it a 101 guide if you wish. However, bear in mind that there are definitely an infinite number of ways to get rid of a friend, frienemy or pure enemy once you've viciously murdered him/her. Also, please bear in mind that these 10 basic ways are for fun, and should purely be imagined, not executed, in other words...
Don't try this at home!
- Serve up to your other friends and family for a few delicious meals.
- Feed body (parts) to animals eg. Cheetah, lion, tiger etc at the zoo.
- Dissolve body in concentrated Sulphuric Acid (H2SO4).
- Put body in toy chest and bury beneath swimming pool in backyard.
- Cook curry or bakuteh, take your pick.
- Chop it up neatly and bundle in green trash bag.
- Bury it in a cemetary.
- Put it in the trunk of a car and push it into the swamp.
- Dump it with the garbage.
- Mummification, and if preferred thereafter, taxonomy.
I would be most interested to hear what some of you people out there have to offer on how to dispose of a body or bodies, come on, give me some new ideas, for old times sake. It might even be good for a crime story!
Do post them under comments, thanks!
Cheers.
Do post them under comments, thanks!
Cheers.
