Monday, March 24, 2008

Hunting For Books @ Borders

I'm sure that anyone out there who enjoys books makes it a point to step into the many Borders Books & Music around the world. I've personally been to several Borders stores around the US. I have to say, I'm impressed by the standardisation of all the designs, layout and bookshelves in each and every one of the stores, even the smell of the store is the same throughout the world, trust me on this, I do remember the smell! However, there is one fatal flaw in all the stores, and that's in the way they shelf their books.

I can almost NEVER be absolutely sure which category the book I'm looking for is shelved in when I visit Borders. I know that different bookstores will have their own little categorisation and methods in which to shelf their books. However, the way the book is classified is sometimes determined by the author, it is mostly found in the copyright page (the first few pages) of the book, under which category it belongs to, and thus where it should be shelved. I also know for a fact that Borders gives their own categories and completely ignores this, even the ISBN number of the books have been pasted over with the Borders price tag and separate barcode.

Take for example, Anne Rice, her books are mostly about Vampires, in other bookstores, her books are shelved under Horror. If I go to the Horror section in Borders, oh wait, there's no Horror section in Borders. Anne Rice has been shelved under General Fiction. Anothe
r example is Gregory David Robert's autobiography Shantaram is found under Biographies/Literature in some other bookstore, but shelved under General Fiction. So, General Fiction is like a dumping ground for books that can't seem to be categorised, or at least, where the category simply doesn't exist in Borders.

Tell me, how does one go to find the book then? I can almost hear you all shouting to me,"Go ask the sale staff and do a computer search!; Or use the Borders
data terminal to do a book search!" Ah... but that's precisely what I did. That brings me to how Borders categories confuse even their staff!

I asked the staff to search for a book, Jeff Lindsay's Dexter In The Dark. They say there're 2 copies left and bring me to the section, under Mysteries. Lo and behold, the book's not there, but the computer says it's there and there are 2 copies somewhere in the store. Are we going to get all the Borders staff to drop everything and search all the shelves
for the book I want? No, the staff apologises nicely, and tells me that sometimes not all the books are on the shelves where they're suppose to. I thank the sales staff for her help and walk around. I later find the book under New Fiction, and it turns out the book wasn't a hardcover, it was a large tradepaperback edition.

I also have to bear in mind that Borders has this policy to let customers read books, so not all books are always put back where they need to be placed. So when the next
person comes looking for the book, be it sales staff or customer, they might not find it.

I won't fault different bookstores for their flaws in shelving their books, however I do believe a new system should be put in place. Perhaps if they number their bookshelves in the stores, it will be easier to find books even in their computer system. If it says shelf B3 or something, then the book has to be on shelf
B3. However, it might not always work with books not being placed back in their proper shelves.

This is a losing game, to make a bookstore as efficient as possible when looking for books, you might have to turn them all into how libraries shelf their books and tada, bookstores and libraries will be one and the same. Then again, a library is not much different from Borders, the only difference is that if you want the book at Borders, you have to buy it.

Monday, March 17, 2008

The Dogs They Are

The other day, I was walking to the library. A very interesting thing happened. Someone happened to be standing around the corner and was leisurely waiting/walking. Suddenly, she barked,"Angus, Angus, come, what are you doing there, come, come, COME!"

I assumed that she was calling out to her dog, who was probably left behind, or had found a little spot to do its business. How wrong I was! Around the corner, who came running desperately to the calls was a young 3 year old boy!


This wasn't the first time I've encountered this. There are times when I'm commuting, and I hear,"Sit, sit! You sit still, don't move, just SIT!" When you hear that, you naturally assume that the person shouting was trying to discipline his/her pet, be it a dog or cat or another animal. No, it was the complete opposite. It was a little boy or girl they were asking to sit down properly in the seats of a bus or train, because they couldn't behave themselves.

It's scary to actually see the association where a mom or dad calls out to their kids in the same way as they call out to their pets! What are parents doing nowadays? Let's draw a few parallels between their beloved children and their pets. I couldn't tell the difference, could you?

The Pets
1) They feed their pets.
2) They train their pets.
3) They discipline their pets.
4) They play with their pets.
5) They call out to their pets.
6) They clean up after their pets (not all of them do!).
7) They put their pets in "hotels" to get taken care of.

The Kids
1) They feed their kids.
2) They teach their kids.
3) They discipline their kids.
4) They play with their kids.
5) They call out to their kids.
6) They clean up after their kids (not all of them do!).
7) They put their kids in day-care centres.

Here are some of the more commonly heard words used by parents to call their kids/pets.

1) Sit!
2) Stand still!
3) Sit still!
4) Come on!
5) Hurry Up!
6) Where are you? Come to mommy/daddy!
7) Why so slow?
8) Move faster!
9) Shut up!
10) You can't pee/shit there!

If you were a blind person walking along the streets or commuting on a bus or train, it is so easy to mistake a call for a pet and a call for the kids.

Perhaps it will only take someone to point it out before the fine lines between the 2 completely different creatures become seamless and blurred beyond recognition!

How completely embarassing!

Monday, March 10, 2008

Melee - Built To Last



Built To Last

I've looked for love in stranger places,
but never found someone like you.
Someone whose smile makes me feel I've been holding back,
and now there's nothing I can't do.

'Cause this is real, and this is good.
It warms the inside just like it should,
but most of all it's built to last.

All of our friends saw from the start.
So why didn't we believe it too?
Whoa yeah, now look where we are.
You're in my heart now.
And there's no escaping it for you.

'Cause this is real, and this is good.
It warms the inside just like it should,
but most of all it's built to last.

Walking on the hills that night with those fireworks and candlelight
You and I were made to get love right

'Cause this is real, and this is good.
It warms the inside just like it should,
but most of all it's built to last.

'Cause you are the sun in my universe,
considered the best when we've felt the worst
and most of all it's built to last.

I just couldn't get this song out of my head after listening to it. It has elements of Keane in it, but it's completely independent from every other group. An upbeat and most enjoyable song to listen to.

It can be considered a soon-to-be timeless classic...