Last year's New Year Resolution was: "I Don't Give A Rat's Ass!"
Which means just that, I don't care, I don't give a damn, who bloody hell cares. That's what the world is like nowadays anyway. It was great because it was like being in a trance, where you do selective paying attention and listening, weeding out all the good and absorbing the bad, or was it the other way around?
The New Year Resolution for 2006 is: "I'm going to drive someone mad!"
This is an ability that seems to run in my family, call it in the genes if you wish. As my grandma drives me up the wall and around the ceiling and slowly towards the asylum and imagined suicide, so will it be my privilege to carry on this tradition in our family to drive someone else mad. Hopefully, one of my colleagues or best yet, my boss!! It will most certainly be their honour that my family bestows on them!
Which means just that, I don't care, I don't give a damn, who bloody hell cares. That's what the world is like nowadays anyway. It was great because it was like being in a trance, where you do selective paying attention and listening, weeding out all the good and absorbing the bad, or was it the other way around?
The New Year Resolution for 2006 is: "I'm going to drive someone mad!"
This is an ability that seems to run in my family, call it in the genes if you wish. As my grandma drives me up the wall and around the ceiling and slowly towards the asylum and imagined suicide, so will it be my privilege to carry on this tradition in our family to drive someone else mad. Hopefully, one of my colleagues or best yet, my boss!! It will most certainly be their honour that my family bestows on them!
The New Year hasn't started well for me, I'm still at work! For that, my prescient visions foresee wars, epidemics, killings, sacrifices and all that blight and blinding torment for the whole world. The foggy part in the crystal ball centres around a great flooding to wash away everyone on this planet, so that we can start anew. Hopefully it rains for a year at least.
Oh and the frosty section probably predicts a new ice age around the corner. Nothing good seems to have come out this year, not within these first few hours of 2006 that's for sure.
How disappointing...
Oh and the frosty section probably predicts a new ice age around the corner. Nothing good seems to have come out this year, not within these first few hours of 2006 that's for sure.
How disappointing...
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