Sunday, September 13, 2009

Rock Scissors Paper

 
When we were kids, we used to play this game. 
I had the same problem understanding it because of the 
stupid dumb hilarious concept of paper defeating rock. 
Thankfully, someone learned to use that to their advantage in 
this little poster for making your own rules. 
Now I will teach my kids the correct way to play 
Rock, Scissors and Paper! 
You all should do the same too!

Monday, September 07, 2009

The Ultimate Prayer

Simple. 
Plain. 
Vindictive.
Evil. 
Powerful. 
Ultimate!

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Life In Technicolor II


One of the best music videos I've seen in a really long time! Check out these funnies at the following time indexes:
1) 1.36 and 2.25, the stagehand has his pants hanging off his ass showing butt-cleavage, like in real-life!
2) 3.29 The videocam man mouthing the words "Fucking A" when the 2 motorcycles leap past each other.
3) 2.57 The first time the pyrotechnics go off, people duck and things get broken, but the children are all unfazed.
4) The brunette lady having that "Whoa" and "WTF" look on her face everyone the camera pans to her!

And Coldplay's exit is really, really cool too!

Enjoy!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Computer Expert



Follow this flowchart and you can never go wrong,
especially when it comes to solving simple computer problems,
no matter how duh you really are!

Wait, let's just forget the duh part,
cos there are always people out there who are
even more duh than duh!

Oh you know who you are!



Thursday, August 13, 2009

New Movies


Some new movies to look forward to! Yay!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

TRON Legacy



Tron Legacy is a 3D high-tech adventure set in a digital world that's unlike anything ever captured on the big screen. Sam Flynn (Garrett Hedlund), the tech-savvy 27-year-old son of Kevin Flynn (Jeff Bridges), looks into his father's disappearance and finds himself pulled into the same world of fierce programs and gladiatorial games where his father has been living for 25 years. Along with Kevin's loyal confidant (Olivia Wilde), father and son embark on a life-and-death journey across a visually-stunning cyber universe that has become far more advanced and exceedingly dangerous.

This movie sequel is 27 years in the making! With all the advances in CGI, blue and green screens, I'm sure this will be a hit with not just the older TRON generation, but also with the younger generation of kids and teens.

Something to look forward to in 2010, after some 27 years of waiting!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Harry Potter & The Half-Past Six Film


Maybe my expectations were a tad too high, but then again it's a Harry Potter movie, how can your expectations not be high for such a wonderful series? Although the tone, the gathering darkness and maturity of the movie was good, it was too disjointed, too many scenes were cut out from the original novel to begin with, leaving everything a mess.

I was particularly disappointed that the film didn't unfold itself in the usual way like the previous movies, where they slowly reveal the mysteries and answer them at the end of the movie. There was no mystery in this movie, only a lot of empty space and blanks left empty to be filled in. They just led us by the nose and we all followed them.

I had several friends who never read the book, and said that they didn't know exactly what was going on, but the gathered the story from bits and pieces here and there throughout the movie. I read the novel, I thoroughly enjoyed the novel, the development of the characters and how they matured and banded together through the darkness to fight Voldemort and his Death-eaters.

The movie lacked everything, it was almost like a hide and seek game, played in the form of guerilla-tactics. Death-eaters attacked, Order of the Phoenix fight back, Death-eaters retreat, Order of the Phoenix are too disillusioned with their losses they don't even want to talk about it.

Scenes that were missing or lacking or something:

1) Fenrir Greyback, he was just muscle, menacing and opened shirt to show his hairy chest. In actual fact, he was the werewolf who bit Remus Lupin.

2) Ollivanders, the wand maker, getting kidnapped in the beginning of the movie, yes, he was the guy whom the Death-eaters captured in Diagon Alley, the hooded fella. If you didn't gather the details by now.

3) The in-joke of the entire movie was the Millennium Bridge, aka the Wobbly Bridge. A friend of mine from the UK told me about it. When the bridge was completed and opened, and when people walked across it, the entire bridge wobbled and swayed, due to unexpected lateral vibration (resonant structural response).
They had to close the bridge down 2 days after it opened and repair it. It reopened again later, but not before they got an entire platoon of military men to march across it, to make sure it didn't wobble and shake again. If any of you have been to London, the Millennium bridge is located near St Paul's Cathedral in the direction of the Thames. Crossing it will bring you to the Tate Modern and the Globe theatre nearby. It was called the Millennium bridge because it was supposed to have been opened in time for 2000, but because of the defect, it was closed and reopened later in 2002. The bridge was not in the novel.

4) I don't remember Bellatrix Lestrange taking on such a huge role in HP6, but Helena Bonham Carter is one fine actress, she did an amazing job of portraying wickedness and evilness throughout the movie.

5) The Battle Of The Astronomy Tower, where all the students were involved in one way or another to hinder the Death-eaters from escaping after killing Dumbledore, didn't happen. That was the ultimate let down in the entire move. Compared to HP5, which had a rather huge duel between Voldemort and Dumbledore, HP6 paled in comparison to having absolutely no duelling at all. Even the Quiddich match was a let down.

6) Felix felicis was not used by Harry to get lucky and get Professor Slughorn's memory, it was used during the Battle of the Astronomy Tower, to protect the students from the Death-eaters.

7) Ginny Weasley romancing Harry wasn't till book 7.

8) Dumbledore had no funeral in the book 6 chapter titled The White Tomb.

9) Bill and Fleur were not present.

10) The backstory on the Gaunt's or Tom Riddle's ancestors was cut out entirely! This made it very difficult to understand exactly why Tom was the heir to Slytherin.

11) The inferi in the lake look like Gollum, the only thing missing was them all saying "My precious" at the same time!

12) The Burrow was burnt and destroyed, probably to garner sympathy for the Weasleys.

God I could go on with this list, but I'll have to stop here.

If you were me, you would go back and read book 6 and enjoy it more thoroughly than I did with this movie. I hope that by doing a 2 parter film to book 7, they would cover all the destruction of the Horcruxes and leave nothing of the original storyline out.

Recommended only for the special effects and fans of the novel.

2 out of 5 stars

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

The Myth of Leadership


Leadership's a big myth really. That of the heroic leader. One who speaks charismatically, forcefully, drives change, sets the direction, pace, goals. Aren't you wowed by this type of person? If you are not, society is.

But behind the heroism, charms, persuasions, coercions and intellect of this type of leadership, do not be fooled. It's all about the ego! To be sure, all such leaders have noble goals and have achieved much for their flock, but it all boils down to their ego, and personal interests and hidden wantss.

For millennia, we've admired the likes of Alexander the Great, Qin Shi Huang, Genghis Khan, Julius Ceasar and many contemporary more impressive leaders. After all, the military admires the myth of the heroic leader, and rewards those who show it. The answer was provided by Lao Tzu in this definition inscripted on the banner:

"The leader is best, when people are hardly aware of his existence, not so good when people praise his government, less good when people stand in fear, worst, when people are contemptuous. Fail to honor people, and they will fail to honor you. But of a good leader, who speaks little, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, the people say, we did it ourselves."

What's true 3000 years ago is still true today. In an article of the latest Harvard Business Review of "Managing in the New World", an author contends that leadership today, should really be communityship.

That's right. It's communityship. Not your damn ego, masqueraded as service to the community.

That being said, only 4 people in history qualified. Jesus, Buddha, Allah, Krishna. They were Enlightened leaders.

The rest were all pretenders to the throne!